peter brady is 48 years old today.
ok, fine. technically, it’s christopher knight who is 48 years old today. peter brady is not a real person, but a pop culture icon.
finding out he’s nearly 50 years old though…that makes me feel old. but then I remember that I got carded buying wine on saturday, so nevermind.
get out! I just got this e-mail:
I have to rsvp no though, because, hel-LO! I’m planning for festivus.
katie can you hear me?
have you ever noticed when tom and katie are seen at a premiere or press event, they talk to each other right before every kiss? I always wonder what they’re saying but tom seems to start the conversation so I’m guessing it’s something like, “how’d you like a $1m bonus today, kate? show me how those acting lessons are paying off. how about a little twitterpated giggle, on three. ready? one-two-…”
everyone thinks it’s tom holding katie against her will, but look at the squeeze she’s putting on him in this photo. she also seems to be gritting her teeth, like a ventriloquist. wonder what she’s saying.
vanilla ice called. he wants his shtick back:
apparently paparazzi are disguising themselves as italian tenors these days, at least according to k-daddy (aka k-fed). here are some highlights from y’all ain’t ready, his new rap “song”:
back then they called me k-fed
but you can call me daddy instead.
(dude, you shouldn’t draw attention to that considering how many people really can call you daddy)
I know you all wish you was in my position
cause I keep gettin’ in situations that you wish you was in, cousin
(which situation is that, k-daddy? being married to britney, or making oodles of money from being married to britney?)
getting anxious? go take a peep
I’m starrin’ in your magazines now every day and week
but maybe baby you can wait and see
until then all these pavarottis followin’ me.
(last time I saw pavarotti, he didn’t look to difficult to outrun, really, but k-daddy’s pants would probably fall clean off if he tried to race away.)
the host
with the most
survivor’s jeff probst
has decided it’s time to vacate his post
if I may, I say nay nay!
but apparently, I have no say,
’tis true, jeff probst is soon going away,
to many a woman’s (and gay man’s) dismay.
that survivor girl, julie
over her he’s so drooly
but his travel itinerary has become so unruly
and he wants more time with the one he loves truly.
oh jeff, the way you place your hands on your hips,
as “the tribe has spoken” falls from your lips.
somehow, someway, we’ll all come to grips
when the new host arrives, please give him some tips.
mostly we all want to wish you the best
for the time that you hosted, we have been so blessed
you’re head and shoulders above the rest,
and might I add, you have a nice chest.
I just read in whitney matheson’s pop candy column that the folks at people magazine are currently all hot and bothered over this year’s sexiest man alive. last year jude law won, and then look what he did! bad jude…spank, spank!
my pick for this year: jon stewart. hands down.
steve carell should be on the list. actually, wouldn’t it be funny if the 40 year-old virgin was the sexiest man alive? steven colbert should show up too somewhere in there. maybe f/x’s denis leary and of course julian macmahon (although he was already in there once). I’m sure the boys from lost will make an appearance again, and probably the new james blond…I mean, bond. oh, and kevin bacon because of his crazy hot sex scene in where the truth lies. for that matter, maybe his co-star colin firth will be there too. vince vaughn for sure, if for no other reason than his purported relationship with jennifer aniston. maybe jon leguizamo for his turn on e.r.? and joaquin phoenix for his role as the man in black?
I am in such a quandary* about this. I so much want to work for people magazine right now.
*I just used the word quandary for the first time ever.
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