10-year old tatum o’neal as addie loggins in Paper Moon
(discussing Trixie)
Addie Loggins: She put out much?
Imogene: Just like a gum machine. You drop some in and she’ll put some out.
(talking to Moze, played by her dad, Ryan O’Neal)
Moses Pray: I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is? Scruples?
Addie Loggins: No, I don’t know what it is, but if you got ’em, it’s a sure bet they belong to somebody else!
Early this morning, Christian Slater was arrested and charged with groping. Apparently, he touched a woman’s “buttocks.” What the hell? If he’d grabbed my ass, I’d invite him to come home with me. Was this woman Amish? It’s Christian Slater for pete’s sake!
I am hereby offering my bootie…er…buttocks for Christian to grope at will.
As a self-proclaimed pop culture junkie, I love BRAVO’s “Inside the Actor’s Studio.” At the end of each show, the host James Lipton (perfectly portrayed by Will Ferrell on SNL) asks the celebrity guest 10 questions. Because I’ll never be on that show, I’m answering them here. Enjoy, and feel free to post your answers too. It’ll be like a slam/slang book in high school.
1. What is your favorite word?
heinous
2. What is your least favorite word?
maybe
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
humor
4. What turns you off?
condescending people
5. What is your favorite curse word?
dick
6. What sound or noise do you love?
a cat’s purr
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
someone clipping their nails in their cubicle
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
screenplay writer
9. What profession would you not like to do?
funeral director
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
the Taye Diggs clones are waiting with tiramisu