Shoulda, woulda, coulda
I shoulda run more than 3 miles this morning, but my running buddies and I all had to be somewhere by 7.
I woulda gotten our locks rekeyed, but the Home Depot I went to isn’t allowed to do that, per city regulations or some such crap.
I coulda avoided that piece of cake during our all-day meeting, but I was starving and being held captive in a conference room. It wasn’t even good cake.
As you can see, I’m uninspired today, so I leave you with a photo of a hummer*, for your entertainment:
*What? My mom calls them hummers. Get your minds out of the gutter. Jeez.
There’s nothing worse than eating a piece of cake that isn’t even good. the disappointment of wasted calories…
I love the hummer shot! You know, just because your mom calls hummingbirds “hummers” doesn’t mean you should. I mean, you could give people the wrong idea. Like my friend’s mom who called her massage chair a “vibrator.” When she said one evening that she had to go sit on her vibrator, I nearly choked on my dinner!
When you said “hummer” I thought there would be a picture of the atrocity of a vehicle, the Hummer. Phew!
I was at a friend’s house recently, and her mom kept calling them “hummers.” After a while you kind of forget it has a second meaning, but never do you totally forget. Kind of like the English calling cigarettes “fags.”
Sorry about the bad cake, not much is worse than trying to resist cake and then have it be bad.
I love the hummer, my dad calls them that which is disturbing, but you get used to it. Actually we recently stayed in a place named Hummelstown and my mom kept calling it Hummertown, it was hard not to giggle every time.
Oh, boy, I thought you mean the car, or truck or, well Hummer. What else does hummer mean? Please someone enlighten me, what am I missing? Thanks.
Do you mean 7am or 7pm re: running. If its am, I really admire you for being up so early to do 3 miles! I admire you if its 7pm too, as I’m usually on the couch by then.
Wow, what a great picture! I love hummingbirds. Uh, and Hummers. Whatever.
They could have at least given you ice cream cake!