Wanted: Proofreader
Yesterday I received an email with a link to our company newsletter. The email included a call for stories:
“You are welcome to send your comments, news, personal and business travel experiences, and newborn children to name@emailaddress.com“
Somebody needs to hire me…
LMAO…wonder how many babies they have piled up at company headquarters now?
That’s definitely worthy of all-time-classic status.
I wonder if anyone actually sent in a newborn. It would have been funny to do on a gag. Come to think of it, Photoshopping a baby picture onto a photo of the office where the newsletter is produced would make for a funny submission in its own right. Free Starbucks coffee for a month to the editor with the guts to print it in the next edition.
Well, since I read your title as “Wanted, Professor” I guess I’d better not apply for the job…..
I don’t have a newborn, but I do have a 16 year old daughter that might enjoy the experience…
WOW!
I guess to work there you need to give up your first born???
Carmi-
I think it would be better to put a Huge sign on the door reading,
“Day Care Here!”
🙂
Maybe it wasn’t a typo. Maybe they’re looking for cheap labor…
Ha! Do you think they take 4 and 6 year olds too? (just for a day or so)
That’s all kinds of brilliant.