on my birthday wish list
tom luce singing “happy birthday” into my voicemail
palm tungsten E2, or T5, or C (hey, it’s called a wish list)
books to improve my useless knowledge, like this condensed knowledge and this why do men have nipples?
daily show page-a-day calendar for 2006
goodies to pimp my iPod, like this case from incase or this arm band or a bose sound dock
1GB SD card
iPod shuffle
“a two-hour bike ride, an evening Little League baseball playoff game…lunch with Condaleeza Rice, a nap, some fishing, and some reading. how did reading sneak in there?”
10-year old tatum o’neal as addie loggins in Paper Moon
(discussing Trixie)
Addie Loggins: She put out much?
Imogene: Just like a gum machine. You drop some in and she’ll put some out.
(talking to Moze, played by her dad, Ryan O’Neal)
Moses Pray: I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is? Scruples?
Addie Loggins: No, I don’t know what it is, but if you got ’em, it’s a sure bet they belong to somebody else!
my foot injury means I can’t do extreme bootcamp this week, but really, I get plenty of exercise every day. here are some alternate workouts you can try too. most of these you can do from your couch.
cardio: (4 times per week)
jumping to conclusions
jogging yout memory
hopping to it
running a tab
dancing around the issue
walking on eggshells
chasing rainbows
flexibility, balance, and agility: (2 days per week)
turning on a dime
stretching the dollar
bending over backwards
reaching for the stars
catching some z’s
getting bent out of shape
strength training: (2 days per week)
lifting someone’s spirits
pushing your luck
raising the bar
taking a load off
hitting the sack
throwing caution to the wind
climbing the walls
making a mountain out of a molehill
pulling strings
Obscenities Uttered by Jesus Christ.
“Dad damn you.”
“Holy Mom, mother of me.”
“Dad.”
“Myself almighty.”
“Good me.”
“Me, Mom, and Mom’s husband …”
“Me.”
credit: CARA JENNISON AND ANDREW SUTHERLAND
awhile back, I was talking to a couple of theatre actors (straight ones) backstage. we were discussing people we thought were hot, but would be embarrassed to admit. one of them said Rue McClanahan.
here’s my list of top 10 “unconventional hotties”
david letterman
james gandolfini
billy bob thornton
stephen colbert
jeremy piven
jimmy fallon
norbert leo butz
denis leary
christopher meloni
kevin spacey
“Nothing ever possibly in the least ever happens here.”